Fox News March 18th, 2031. 0706h. If it were not for all of the shouting outside in the Transamerica’s parking lot, I would not be awake yet. But the yelling is there, so I have dragged myself, mostly unwillingly, to the little coffeemaker to better approach a state of humanity that I do not at all feel I belong to.
"The First United Church of Matthew's Immune System". Love your metaphors!